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cinematicnomad:

scoutsxhonor:

bacarat:

somebody had a summer fling # sterek # teenwolf (bowie28)

My thoughts exactly.

Dear Internet,

I have made you so many things. All I ask in return is that someone write me a novel-length fic about Stiles and Derek’s white hot summer fling, how Stiles grew his hair out so Derek would have something to pull, how the rule was that they would stop after Labor Day but that just means they’ve gotten more frantic about it— no more leisurely afternoons in Stiles’ bed, just furtive hand jobs in their cars when they can’t fucking stand it anymore, they just have to— just, once— sweaty palms, sticky nights, Stiles drinking cheap beer and doing body shots from the dip of Derek’s navel, the hollow of his throat. They manage a whole week apart, just before school starts, and then this happens and they’re alone, sunlight slanting through the broken upper floors, where trees have started to grow up towards the sky, the world finally reclaiming all of the mess and misery of the Hale family legacy, and it’s Derek who caves first, pulls Stiles to him, kisses him up against the wall until Scott starts to stir.

I AM WAITING.

Love,

Scout

fandom you better fucking do this.

(Source: lonewolfed, via ladydreamspeed)

fyeahhobrien:


Man Proposes, Good Purpose
SUMMARY: They’re on a ship. Pun intended.
Smile Lines
SUMMARY: The thing about Hoechlin is that he never stops laughing. And that’s freaky, because he doesn’t have the kind of face you picture laughing; but he actually doesn’t stop doing it, and it’s hard to catch him without a smile, cheeks all dimples, eyes surrounded by smile lines.
Only True In Fairytales
SUMMARY: “Oh my God,” said Dylan to Posey once Tyler left. “He likes me.”
Tar Kisses
SUMMARY: “One,” Tyler says, “It’s incredibly weird having this conversation with you when you’re made up like a giant lizard, two, I do just fine, thanks for your concern, and three, no, Dylan and I aren’t dating. Why does everyone keep thinking we are?”
Like The Sky Fell On Me
SUMMARY: Hoechlin was already shirtless when Dylan got there. Of course.
With Attitude
SUMMARY:  “You are his prop,” The photojournalist tells him in her high pitched German accent. “To be honest when I first suggested it to Mr Hoechlin I expected him to bring a vase or a lighter, but you! You are perfect. The tone of your skin, the lines of your body,” She eyes him up and down. “You will add another dimension to my work!”
Best Supporting Actor
SUMMARY: “This one,” Dylan continues, ignoring him, “thinks my nose is adorable. Is my nose adorable? Look at my nose, tell me it’s adorable.”
“I think you have plenty of people to tell you your nose is adorable, Dylan,” Tyler tells him.
It is, admittedly, an adorable nose.
Practice Makes Better
SUMMARY: “Dylan, you’re not seriously planning to have your first kiss with Tyler in character, in front of an audience, on camera, and expect it to go well?”
The Start Of A Simple Touch
SUMMARY: To Paris, with love. And blowjobs.
Running Lines
SUMMARY: Tyler and Dylan get drunk and run lines and makeouts ensue.
The End Of Act Three
SUMMARY:Hoechlin is surprised when Dylan shows him the new script. Apparently, Sterek is going to become canon. Which would be fine. If Tyler wasn’t hiding his huge crush on Dylan.
When You Fall, You Fall Far
SUMMARY:Dylan O’Brien will admit straight out that he crushes easily on people, it’s not a shameful thing to admit it’s just the way he is. But though people look at him and find it adorable, it becomes a huge problem for him, especially when that initial crush falls deeper into a trap pit he didn’t even know he was standing on.
But Then I Met You
SUMMARY: Baseball is actually the first thing they bonded over. There’s a bit of an experience gap between them when it comes to acting (“bit” being an understatement), so they can’t exactly bond over failed auditions or annoying costars. Because Tyler has been acting almost his entire life and Dylan started posting videos on YouTube as a joke when he was 15.
A Place To Stand And Love In For A Day
SUMMARY:
Dylan got an email from his mom, At least there aren’t any photos of you wearing hot wheels tshirts on the internet.
Or the one where Dylan creeps Hoechlin on the internet, and things escalate.
I Got You On My Lips
SUMMARY: “We need to start making out,” said Dylan.
We’re So Beyond This
SUMMARY:Tyler doesn’t want to think about his attraction to Dylan. He doesn’t want to give it any thought at all, actually, because he knows that once he does, he won’t be able to stop. And that’s when things get messy.
A Promising Vote
SUMMARY:‘Hey guys. You might have heard of the afterelton slash tourney. Sterek looks set to go thru to the final today. If you win this thing I might just make you 2 canon in S3 ;)’
Route B
SUMMARY: The one where Dylan auditions for Scott instead of Stiles and doesn’t get it and Hoechlin doesn’t get injured and continues with baseball.
And Dylan gets a job at the UC Irvine concession stand and kind of sort of falls in love with the infielder who has a history in acting and a smile like sunshine. In a friendship way. 100% platonic. No funny business here. All bro hugs and fist bumps.
Dylan is also in denial.
Until We See The Sun
SUMMARY:Tyler pinpoints Dylan taking over his condo to somewhere around mid-March.
Before It’s Too Late
SUMMARY: Tyler and Dylan are filming a scene where Stiles is critically injured. This is the result.
Boredom, My Old Enemy
SUMMARY:He was bored and his phone looked like a good idea. Hoechlin was probably asleep but he was going to amuse the younger man whether he liked it or not.

Since a lot of you requested it, here’s a fic rec for you guys, ENJOY.

fyeahhobrien:

SUMMARY: They’re on a ship. Pun intended.

SUMMARY: The thing about Hoechlin is that he never stops laughing. And that’s freaky, because he doesn’t have the kind of face you picture laughing; but he actually doesn’t stop doing it, and it’s hard to catch him without a smile, cheeks all dimples, eyes surrounded by smile lines.

SUMMARY: “Oh my God,” said Dylan to Posey once Tyler left. “He likes me.”

SUMMARY: “One,” Tyler says, “It’s incredibly weird having this conversation with you when you’re made up like a giant lizard, two, I do just fine, thanks for your concern, and three, no, Dylan and I aren’t dating. Why does everyone keep thinking we are?”

SUMMARY: Hoechlin was already shirtless when Dylan got there. Of course.

SUMMARY:  “You are his prop,” The photojournalist tells him in her high pitched German accent. “To be honest when I first suggested it to Mr Hoechlin I expected him to bring a vase or a lighter, but you! You are perfect. The tone of your skin, the lines of your body,” She eyes him up and down. “You will add another dimension to my work!”

SUMMARY: “This one,” Dylan continues, ignoring him, “thinks my nose is adorable. Is my nose adorable? Look at my nose, tell me it’s adorable.”

“I think you have plenty of people to tell you your nose is adorable, Dylan,” Tyler tells him.

It is, admittedly, an adorable nose.

SUMMARY: “Dylan, you’re not seriously planning to have your first kiss with Tyler in character, in front of an audience, on camera, and expect it to go well?”

SUMMARY: To Paris, with love. And blowjobs.

SUMMARY: Tyler and Dylan get drunk and run lines and makeouts ensue.

SUMMARY:Hoechlin is surprised when Dylan shows him the new script. Apparently, Sterek is going to become canon. Which would be fine. If Tyler wasn’t hiding his huge crush on Dylan.

SUMMARY:Dylan O’Brien will admit straight out that he crushes easily on people, it’s not a shameful thing to admit it’s just the way he is. But though people look at him and find it adorable, it becomes a huge problem for him, especially when that initial crush falls deeper into a trap pit he didn’t even know he was standing on.

SUMMARY: Baseball is actually the first thing they bonded over. There’s a bit of an experience gap between them when it comes to acting (“bit” being an understatement), so they can’t exactly bond over failed auditions or annoying costars. Because Tyler has been acting almost his entire life and Dylan started posting videos on YouTube as a joke when he was 15.

SUMMARY:

Dylan got an email from his mom, At least there aren’t any photos of you wearing hot wheels tshirts on the internet.

Or the one where Dylan creeps Hoechlin on the internet, and things escalate.

SUMMARY: “We need to start making out,” said Dylan.

SUMMARY:Tyler doesn’t want to think about his attraction to Dylan. He doesn’t want to give it any thought at all, actually, because he knows that once he does, he won’t be able to stop. And that’s when things get messy.

SUMMARY:‘Hey guys. You might have heard of the afterelton slash tourney. Sterek looks set to go thru to the final today. If you win this thing I might just make you 2 canon in S3 ;)’

SUMMARY: The one where Dylan auditions for Scott instead of Stiles and doesn’t get it and Hoechlin doesn’t get injured and continues with baseball.

And Dylan gets a job at the UC Irvine concession stand and kind of sort of falls in love with the infielder who has a history in acting and a smile like sunshine. In a friendship way. 100% platonic. No funny business here. All bro hugs and fist bumps.

Dylan is also in denial.

SUMMARY:Tyler pinpoints Dylan taking over his condo to somewhere around mid-March.

SUMMARY: Tyler and Dylan are filming a scene where Stiles is critically injured. This is the result.

SUMMARY:He was bored and his phone looked like a good idea. Hoechlin was probably asleep but he was going to amuse the younger man whether he liked it or not.

Since a lot of you requested it, here’s a fic rec for you guys, ENJOY.

teenwolf:

Our favorite Teen Wolf recapper is BACK! Check it out!

(via shipthis-superwholock)

devildoll:

(contains BDSM themes, non-negotiated kink)
It takes Stiles a while to figure it out.
Derek has this thing where he likes Stiles to sit on the edge of the bed while he kneels on the floor and blows him, which Stiles actually really loves, because the view is very nice. He likes watching Derek’s dark head bob up and down, watch his arm muscles flex when he uses his hand, too. He likes to see the wide, muscular plane of Derek’s back between his knees, and to cup his hand over the breathtakingly vulnerable nape of his neck. Sometimes he gets so distracted by the view he comes before he wants to, but that’s okay, too.
Tonight he wants it to last, so he pants, “Wait, slow down, I don’t want to come yet,” and tightens his fingers in Derek’s hair, which drags an answering moan out of Derek, but he does as he’s asked, gentling his mouth so he’s barely sucking at all. He grips Stiles’ cock at the base, thumb hooked under his balls, and rubs the head across his open mouth, little flicks of his tongue making Stiles’ knees jump against Derek’s ribs. Stiles feels his orgasm retreat bit by bit until it loses its urgency and he can just enjoy what Derek’s doing, the simple pleasure of being in his mouth.
Once Stiles’ thighs stop tensing and his breathing evens out, he expects Derek to get back to it, but he doesn’t. Derek only plays some more, patient, mouthing at him, running his tongue up the underside, until Stiles realizes he’s waiting for the go-ahead.

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devildoll:

(contains BDSM themes, non-negotiated kink)

It takes Stiles a while to figure it out.

Derek has this thing where he likes Stiles to sit on the edge of the bed while he kneels on the floor and blows him, which Stiles actually really loves, because the view is very nice. He likes watching Derek’s dark head bob up and down, watch his arm muscles flex when he uses his hand, too. He likes to see the wide, muscular plane of Derek’s back between his knees, and to cup his hand over the breathtakingly vulnerable nape of his neck. Sometimes he gets so distracted by the view he comes before he wants to, but that’s okay, too.

Tonight he wants it to last, so he pants, “Wait, slow down, I don’t want to come yet,” and tightens his fingers in Derek’s hair, which drags an answering moan out of Derek, but he does as he’s asked, gentling his mouth so he’s barely sucking at all. He grips Stiles’ cock at the base, thumb hooked under his balls, and rubs the head across his open mouth, little flicks of his tongue making Stiles’ knees jump against Derek’s ribs. Stiles feels his orgasm retreat bit by bit until it loses its urgency and he can just enjoy what Derek’s doing, the simple pleasure of being in his mouth.

Once Stiles’ thighs stop tensing and his breathing evens out, he expects Derek to get back to it, but he doesn’t. Derek only plays some more, patient, mouthing at him, running his tongue up the underside, until Stiles realizes he’s waiting for the go-ahead.

Read More

(Source: devilsdouble)

marauder-ess:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

221b-doctor-who-street:

lumos5000:

abbi-black:

carbonandpixiedust:

“Nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. Nerds are allowed to love stuff; like, jump-up-and-down-in-your-chair-can’t-control-yourself-love-it. When people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is “you like stuff,” which is not a good insult at all. Like, “you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness.” - John Green in Circular Gallifreyan.
I planned on doing this months ago and finally took the time to do it. I’m pretty happy with it :) (Sorry about the time stamp. I don’t have photoshop and don’t know how to take it off..)

:’)

WE NEED TO MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING!!!



OH MY GOD JOHN NEEDS TO FIND THIS

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MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING

marauder-ess:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

221b-doctor-who-street:

lumos5000:

abbi-black:

carbonandpixiedust:

“Nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. Nerds are allowed to love stuff; like, jump-up-and-down-in-your-chair-can’t-control-yourself-love-it. When people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is “you like stuff,” which is not a good insult at all. Like, “you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness.” - John Green in Circular Gallifreyan.

I planned on doing this months ago and finally took the time to do it. I’m pretty happy with it :) (Sorry about the time stamp. I don’t have photoshop and don’t know how to take it off..)

:’)

WE NEED TO MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING!!!

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OH MY GOD JOHN NEEDS TO FIND THIS

SIGNAL BOOST

MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING

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